I’m baaaaaccckkkk. Put on your triggering pants, fuckers. 37 new songs, funky as yo grandma’s wig, straight from the womb where the funk is made. Ookie Cookie, a hazing ritual where you circle jerk onto a big mall cookie and whoever nuts last eats the cookie. This is how supreme court justices are made. With a beautiful cover painting by the mega talented Kurt Walters and a little help from my friend, Lainie Lowdnes-Maxon, Fennel Skellyman and even the late Catherine Barney.

In case you’re sick of Beyonce, I’m kidding I’m sure you’ll get to this when you get sick of her new album, Get your dicks out!