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Oh Hell Noel

by Jeff Stults

"Well, if you didn't leanrt your lesson last times I sure hopes you learnt it this time." Back for more, you whores? If Jeff's first X-mas record, A Funk You Christmas, got a bee in your bonnet wait until you get bent by this hellacious funky Yule log. Jeff Stults' second Christmas record, Oh Hell Noel, is greasier than your mom sliding down a stripper pole covered in WD-40. So put on a diaper and your triggering pants cuz this shit is about to get lit! If you think Christmas is about more than licking Mariah Carey's hairy ass, then this one's for you. So guzzle some egg nog, set the tree on fire and light up a gingerbread doobie for this sack-religiously silly glitter stick of a record. Let's get this punk ass holiday over with!